I'll be the assassin to your creed.

I'll be the assassin to your creed.

I will avenge you vivi.

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I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level far beyond what we consider to be a norm in modern society.[…] How could I possibly explain this to our grandchildren when they ask how granny and granddad got together? Gathered round the hearth on a wet Sunday afternoon, the children’s big round eyes staring at me as I switch off the Grand Prix and begin my tale:
‘Well, young Sally! Granny and I were out at a night-club, absolutely shitfaced I hasten to add’ [cheeky giggle and look at Gran who is playing her now antiquated Nintendo DS in the corner, knitting having become extinct long ago], ‘when our two friends at the time started copping off with one another.
‘Well as you can imagine this put Granny and I in a quite-sticky social situation— as we’ve barely said two words to one another— but this was the new millennium and we weren’t going to let that bother us! So…we downed another bottle of Blue Generic Alcohol each and headed back to ours for some old-fashioned sexual intercourse. I was too drunk to use a condom and she was too drunk to care and that’s how your mummy was born!
‘We’ve been together ever since, because financially it made more sense for us to get family benefits than for me to have to pay child benefit and work, and although really we resent each other terribly and spend most of our days fantasising about the lives we could have led apart, we’re now terrified of the alternative and too afraid of dying alone to think about change. OK, love? Stop crying and climb into your purpose-built three-dimensional entertainment unit.’

Jon Richardson - It’s not me, it’s you!

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pandalot:

You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.

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chillthoughts:

A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:

Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to shoot in my life. Every emotion, every word.. that was Will”

Will was actually supposed to play it off and then walk away, and there was originally an alternate scene that was supposed to happen, but he actually completely cut out what was supposed to be said, and did all of his own dialogue. The hug at the end of this scene is completely genuine, and this was a stepping stone in Will’s career where he started to take on the “do what feels, sounds, and looks right” approach to his acting.

I didn’t really understand the gravity of this scene until I got older and saw the episode again.  Still some of the best acting Will Smith has ever done.